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At the age of zero, Clayburn was born on April 22nd in 1987. He started life as a humble little infant, like any other human, except for maybe George Clooney. He grew and learned and adapted and had asthma.
After infancy, Clayburn went on to experience childhood.
Eventually, he started high school. Then, was expelled.
After a year at College of Santa Fe where he majored in Moving Image Arts, Clayburn came back home to be a bum. However, the bum life was short-lived.
Clayburn began his career in GIS. Everything was going quite peachy. Then, in response to increasing demands by Clayburn's parents to throw out the garbage, he rebelled and moved out of his parents' house.
Facing homelessness, Clayburn purchased a house. Life was mostly uneventful until Clayburn was cast as the possibly psychologically-stunted Portly Otter in a production of Wind in the Willows.
Transferring to NYU gave Clayburn the opportunity to study abroad in Florence, Italy. After returning to modern civilization, New York City became his new home.
He now lives in Queens and spends most of his time watching television.
Timeline of Important Events
1987: The story of Clayburn began in Lovington, a small town in America's Heartland.
2004: Clayburn registered his Gmail account. Goodbye, Hotmail!
2009: Clayburn arrives in New York.
